Maths is Fun!

I know that 'Teach Further Maths' and our sister site, 'Maths Trumps', already constitute solid proof that maths is fun. However, for those of you who still might not be convinced (heresy!) this page is for for you.

Don't you dare get to the bottom of this page without smiling at some maths humour!

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Maths Pictorial Humour

​Maths Jokes

Talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen for his farmer. He comes back and says ‘All 40 accounted for.’ Farmer says, ‘I’ve only got 36!’ Sheepdog replies, ‘I know, but I rounded them up.

Two cats called '1,2,3' & 'un,deux,trois' had swim race across channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank

Hired an odd-job man to do 8 jobs for me. When I got back, he'd only done jobs 1,3,5, and 7

Have you heard about the mathematical plant? It has square roots

After careful investigation, it was found that aliens' heights were paranormally distributed

I hit someone with a scientific calculator - I used the cosh button

What kind of tree could a maths teacher climb? = Geometry!

What do you get if you cross a maths teacher and a clock? Arithma-ticks!

Last night I dreamed that I was weightless! I was like, 0mg

What's the integral of (1/cabin)d(cabin)?  A natural log cabin! 

Having one wife is monogamy.   Having two wives is bigotry.   Having three wives is trigonometry! 

Who do you go to when your atom is broken? A quantum mechanic!

The more I hear about inverse proportion, the less I like it.

Not all math puns are bad. Just sum.

Why was e^x lonely? Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself! 

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.